Have you ever...

Have you ever unloaded the dishwasher only to realize that it hadn't been run yet?

Have you ever had to scrape gum out of your dryer with a butter knife?

Have you ever filled your car up with gas only to realize you forgot your wallet?

Have you ever locked your keys in the car with it running while pumping gas?

Have you ever held ice in your hand for a few minutes then crawl into bed and touch your husband with your cold hands just to see if he'd wake up?

Have you ever hid gifts from your kids only to forget where you put them when the time comes to give them to them?

Have you ever backed into your mail box and broke a tail light on your car and went directly to the service center to buy a replacement and have your dad fix it so your husband wouldn't know?


I actually have done all these things except for one of them. Can you guess which one I haven't done?